j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

sinfulhime:

kirschtein-relatable:

this video saved me from my sickness

CHRIST WHAT THE GLORIOUS FUCK 

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

shiny-lugia:

yourpantseridan:

The Ogre fanclass.

Here we have an Ogre of Heart, and an Ogre of life.

The Ogre class has the power to have layers.

shrek is love

shrek is life

classytragedy:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

This is beautiful

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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himaruyavevo:

himaruyavevo:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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wtf this was originally england singing who changed it to germany with no eyebrows or nose

shakax2:

yeah happy Valentine 

lamefacestace:

IM GONNA PEE IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SHOUNEN BATTLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

lamefacestace:

IM GONNA PEE IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SHOUNEN BATTLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

Tiny Finger Point